If you can't impress them with your intellect, confuse them with your shit.

shinydiscopaul:

brunomarsvolta:

tadpole-in-a-tuxedo:

DEAR SWEET GOD

I WAS TRYING TO EDIT THIS GIF:

image

AND THIS MONSTROSITY HAPPENED

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GOD ON HIGH HEAR MY PRAYER

THE VOID

I don’t remember this totheark video

bwansen:


Soviel zum Axel Springer …

(via Twitter / Rapic2012)
WTF? Echt? Fake?
EDIT: OK, fake.

@rapic2012 Bei den stilistischen und orthographischen Klöpsen? Und dann mit der Telefonnummer des Callcenters?
— Uwe Tatjes (@Tatjes) 24. Juli 2014



@rapic2012 Und seit wann vergeben Untersuchungsausschüsse, die ja von allen Parteien besetzt werden, Gelder? Am Haushaltsausschuss vorbei?
— Uwe Tatjes (@Tatjes) 24. Juli 2014



@Doener http://t.co/HuHOT34CaT
— Lars Wienand (@LarsWienand) 24. Juli 2014

bwansen:

Soviel zum Axel Springer …

(via Twitter / Rapic2012)

WTF? Echt? Fake?

EDIT: OK, fake.

ellis-dee:

goofbag:

doodooprincess:

a big dog and a little dog

Who is responsible for this

Humans; thousands of years of dog breeding have taken the once noble domesticated wolf & turned it into an aberration of what their species once was. 

ellis-dee:

goofbag:

doodooprincess:

a big dog and a little dog

Who is responsible for this

Humans; thousands of years of dog breeding have taken the once noble domesticated wolf & turned it into an aberration of what their species once was. 

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road


bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray