If you can't impress them with your intellect, confuse them with your shit.

Hereby I declare all my followers being Genuine And Authorized Discordian POPES.
The Rights of =POPE= include, but are not limited to: 
To invoke infallibility at any time, including retroactively.
To completely rework the Erisian Church
To baptise, bury and marry (with the permission of the deceased in the latter two cases).
To excommunicate, deexcommunicate, reexcommunicate and dereexcommunicate (no backsies!) both his-/her-/it-/them-/your-/our-/His-/Her-/It-/Them-/Your-/Our-self/selves and others (if any).
To perform all rites and functions deemed inappropriate for a Pope of Discordia.
To make it more official: Print this card out, cut it out and carry it with you all the time.
If you need more Pope Cards, click here.

Hereby I declare all my followers being Genuine And Authorized Discordian POPES.

The Rights of =POPE= include, but are not limited to:

  1. To invoke infallibility at any time, including retroactively.
  2. To completely rework the Erisian Church
  3. To baptise, bury and marry (with the permission of the deceased in the latter two cases).
  4. To excommunicate, deexcommunicate, reexcommunicate and dereexcommunicate (no backsies!) both his-/her-/it-/them-/your-/our-/His-/Her-/It-/Them-/Your-/Our-self/selves and others (if any).
  5. To perform all rites and functions deemed inappropriate for a Pope of Discordia.

To make it more official: Print this card out, cut it out and carry it with you all the time.

If you need more Pope Cards, click here.

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