If you can't impress them with your intellect, confuse them with your shit.

Hereby I declare all my followers being Genuine And Authorized Discordian POPES.
The Rights of =POPE= include, but are not limited to: 
To invoke infallibility at any time, including retroactively.
To completely rework the Erisian Church
To baptise, bury and marry (with the permission of the deceased in the latter two cases).
To excommunicate, deexcommunicate, reexcommunicate and dereexcommunicate (no backsies!) both his-/her-/it-/them-/your-/our-/His-/Her-/It-/Them-/Your-/Our-self/selves and others (if any).
To perform all rites and functions deemed inappropriate for a Pope of Discordia.
To make it more official: Print this card out, cut it out and carry it with you all the time.
If you need more Pope Cards, click here.

Hereby I declare all my followers being Genuine And Authorized Discordian POPES.

The Rights of =POPE= include, but are not limited to:

  1. To invoke infallibility at any time, including retroactively.
  2. To completely rework the Erisian Church
  3. To baptise, bury and marry (with the permission of the deceased in the latter two cases).
  4. To excommunicate, deexcommunicate, reexcommunicate and dereexcommunicate (no backsies!) both his-/her-/it-/them-/your-/our-/His-/Her-/It-/Them-/Your-/Our-self/selves and others (if any).
  5. To perform all rites and functions deemed inappropriate for a Pope of Discordia.

To make it more official: Print this card out, cut it out and carry it with you all the time.

If you need more Pope Cards, click here.

  1. wombatman9000 reblogged this from teaologie
  2. ricearonijabrony reblogged this from teaologie
  3. lalasanctuary reblogged this from thechargeoferis
  4. tidaltree reblogged this from bwansen
  5. madigantnubilous reblogged this from bwansen
  6. bwansen reblogged this from teaologie
  7. thechargeoferis reblogged this from lalasanctuary
  8. teaologie reblogged this from teaologie
  9. chillgamesh-the-swing reblogged this from teaologie
  10. joga-luce reblogged this from teaologie
  11. liveswithcrows reblogged this from teaologie
  12. tallonmoon13 reblogged this from teaologie
  13. officialbravoman reblogged this from closertodanger-fartherfromharm
  14. closertodanger-fartherfromharm reblogged this from good-nyborg
  15. good-nyborg reblogged this from teaologie
  16. crazy-neko-girl reblogged this from novas-grimoire
  17. novas-grimoire reblogged this from explodingpopsicles
  18. erisiana reblogged this from bwansen
  19. wicked-pissahh reblogged this from taraelizabethphotographyandmore
  20. taraelizabethphotographyandmore reblogged this from elfboi
  21. elfboi reblogged this from burningonyx
  22. eristocracy reblogged this from ostolero
  23. walking-mule reblogged this from enki2